Let’s check in on the Midwest, shall we?
- Chemical trainwrecks all over the continent-wide strip mall.
- Poison gas clouds coming to a water source near you!
- “UFO’s” trending mainstream news.
- Special report from truther expert Tom Green
More Black History Month!
- The guys discuss the greatest Cinderella story of all time (it’ll just warm your little heart)
- Kamala Harris’ (gross) face/off reveal
- Kanye and Groypers are back in the j*w news!
- Damar Hamlin zombie spongebob Jesus clone?
Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Grognak, and Fash Gordon
Break Music: Hamlet’s Mill, by imaginaryfri3nds
Necronormiecon: Fluoride, Pt.1, read by Dogbot