>F-35 female “crash”, no evidence

>Aaron Rodgers 9/11

>Eat Hot Chip and Die (in Worcester)

>Bennu Asteroid (In space I guess they CAN hear your coronal mass ejaculate)

>Palm Springs AIDS butthole statue (no, seriously)

>India’s Nipple Bat Virus (also srs business)

Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Jack, Grognak

Music Break: CYBERCRIMES, by Sidewalks and Skeletons

Necronormiecon: The Whole World Is A Deep Grave, from Gothic Violence, by Mike Ma, read by Jack