• Tom Cruise is set to save mankind from the UFO invasion in Independence Day 2.
• Demonic Urinary Tract Infections. Personal encounters from the guys. Sightings in the sky via our friend Aether.
• Gay people are transphobic, clown world wars.
• A latent review on collaborating a shooting hoax.
• Canada sucks, leave while you can.
• Population crisis, or is there?
• Farm fires: How do you like your eggs, boiled or fried?
• Retard Strength Artificial Intelligence.
• Haunted Vishnu idols haunt thieves in India.

Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot, and Grognak Break Music: Shylock, by Buffalo Necronormiecon: Of Coneheads and Kings // The White Giants, read by Reinhardt